penfairy:

You want motivation? My parrot is up at 6.30 every morning, cursing and denying god. What are YOU doing in those precious morning hours? Sleeping? Pathetic.

(via wildforms)

captain-altman:
“Absolutely stunning art of my OC Neon by @average-xmendrawings!! Everyone follow him and his glorious art!
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captain-altman:

Absolutely stunning art of my OC Neon by @average-xmendrawings!! Everyone follow him and his glorious art!

xtec:

thothoward:

the funniest thing we do to alligators is duct tape their mouths shut when we need to handle them. imagine being a creature so ancient and undefeatable that you haven’t changed in thousands of years being rendered basically defenseless by a piece of plastic

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SHUT

(via faun-songs)

weirdsimsinhistory:
“I don’t and you SHALL NOT”

weirdsimsinhistory:

I don’t and you SHALL NOT

(via teenblunder)

lordhellebore:

tinsnip:

froborr:

tinsnip:

Don’t assume malice. Assume ignorance. Life is easier, the world is kinder, and you can educate. Actual malice is pretty rare, I find. 

Always remember Hanlon’s Razor–”Never assume malice when incompetence will suffice as an explanation.”

That’s said, never forget Fred Clark’s Law, either: “Sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.” There’s a certain point at which ignorance becomes malice–at which there is simply no way to become that ignorant except deliberately and maliciously.

Time to cross-stitch!

This seems pretty relevant right now…

(via soundssimpleright)

gaymenaredivineincarnate:

Me *a gay child watching a man and woman kiss on tv*: hmm idk… it seems wrong…. it’s not….symmetrical

(via teenblunder)

rithmeres:

please make sure that wherever you’re at in life, you don’t treat it like a transitory period. don’t waste your college years wishing to already be graduated & have a job. don’t waste your single years wishing for someone to be in love with. if/when those things come, they will come in due time and they will be good. but there is nothing like looking back and feeling empty because you wasted literal years ignoring what you had because you were hoping for something better. while it’s important to better yourself and reach for your goals, don’t neglect the present because that’s where you are now and it’s your now that determines your future. 

(via horreurscopes)

skarchomp:

skarchomp:

one of the millions of things i liked about spider-verse was that not only did all the female characters look different from each other, they gave mary jane her classic dimples and square chin, which might not seem like a big deal but you’d be surprised how much tiny details like those can make women in comic books look distinct

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also seriously it feels like some animated films are pushing it to have two female characters who look even slightly different so i appreciate that spider-verse made sure every woman in it looked distinct from each other

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